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Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

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if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

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useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

so impt
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One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

"

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via disappolnted)

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earthlyspirit:

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zodiacbaby:

here’s some burning sage to cleanse ur blog of bad energies 

I felt obligated to reblog this

It’d be hilarious if reblogging an image of this actually had the same effect for a tumblr dashboard

let’s find out

Some good juju right here.

Bye bye bad energy!

Let’s cleanse this baby!

why do i feel like i have to reblog this
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tropic-ae:

☼Tropical☼

~Let’s chill in my Hippie Van~
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peaceful-moon:

peaceful-moon:

peaceful-moon:

i have some sterling silver opal rings i haven’t listed in my shop, anyone interested? left two are natural australian opal, right is gilson opal. size 7, 6, 7.

i dunno why i didn’t post the prices, there’s too much interest and i can’t keep track of it with tumblr’s messaging system.
prices are 55, 55, 30 with free priority shipping within the US. international add 7. if you want one message me quickly saying which one you want. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE

gilson opal sold
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re-examine:

travel-as-a-happy-hippie:

~Let’s chill in my Hippie Van~

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Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

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